Hilarious/Ridiculous Poems

Hi! It’s me, Isabelle Knight here! So, I said that I might mix and match up some poems and try and put them into a picture book. And, well, I’m not a great drawer. I do not know how to format a picture book. I’ve had trouble with the poems. Long story, short, I failed.

So, I’ll be putting them on here instead! Please note that some may be utterly ridiculous.

Row, Row, Row Your Boat

Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream.
And if you see an alligator, don't forget to scream!

Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the brook,
And if you see a chocolate cake,
Don't forget to cook.

Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the bay,
And if you see a big pink whale,
Ask it out to play.

Mary Had a Little Lamb

Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as cheese,
And everywhere that Mary went,
The lamb was sure to sneeze.
It sprayed the teacher with its goo,
What a sight to see,
The children laughed till they turned blue,
And they began to sneeze too.

Hissy Cat, Hissy Cat

Hissy cat, hissy cat, where have you been?
I've been to London to scare the queen.
Hissy cat, hissy cat, what did you there?
I hissed at a little mouse under her chair.

So, those are three of the poems I came up with. I hope that you had a jolly good time reading them because those are not easy to come up with. But I have managed to finish three poems. I hope you enjoyed them!

Isabelle